thegreatpandini:

soheeisamasian:

prettyoddx:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK

I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT

O_____________________________O

Can she do my make up for me LIKE EVERY DAY PLEASE.

I love Promise Phan.  You should see her Angelina Jolie transformation.

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

Tyler.  Your mother.

kholendx78:

woodfallcrossing:

bratscad:

Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
They take their time to develop them
Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

Have to reblog this.

Just according to Keikaku

kholendx78:

woodfallcrossing:

bratscad:

  • Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
  • They take their time to develop them
  • Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
  • Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
  • Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
  • Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
  • Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

Have to reblog this.

Just according to Keikaku

snarkeet:

tastefullyoffensive:

Old Economy Steve[via]

Is this why old people always say things like “If you don’t like living under your parents’ roof, just leave”?

snarkeet:

tastefullyoffensive:

Old Economy Steve

[via]

Is this why old people always say things like “If you don’t like living under your parents’ roof, just leave”?

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.